Friday, September 23, 2011

Flash Fiction Friday, Sept. 23, 2011 ~ Love is in the Air

Ah, tis that time again, my lovelies.....Flash Fiction Friday.  Today's Fun Foto was selected by the ever lovely Betty Carlton.  As you know, the objective is for the author to write their interpretation of the photo in 100 words or less.  This is mine, but to enjoy the creative juices of my Partners in Prurient  Pedagogy, please click the following link and be lured by the authors to their blogs.  Flasher Fiction Friday

Love is in the Air


Dash's consciousness was awakening to a fierce headache (a Ruffie?), restraints and someone singing, "Love is in the Air", from the bathroom.  He writhed angrily beneath the restraints as he tried to remember what happened last night at Skinner’s Club. 

How the fuck did he end up here? .............Hmmmmm, she's got a beautiful voice........nice digs...........champagne on the night stand..............pink silk scarf over the lamp........scented candles.  
Dash relaxed.

Then he saw it.........thrown over his left foot looking like a beach blanket: bikini panties the size of a leather bra for a Volkswagon.

The singing and the shower stopped. 

“Oh, Daaaaaaaash,   ♪♫♫ …………?”

Oh, shit.....................



18 comments :

  1. What a wonderful and different idea , really enjoyed this post , congrats Muffy Ji

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  2. I'm betting he had a great time! Good twist.

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  3. Maybe she's just a fat bottom girl. You know they make the world go round. Loved it Muffy!

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  4. Hey, BBW need love to. I have no doubt that she rocked his world. I bet he wishes he had some of that Ziagra the guy in my FFF was pumped up with. A very naughty post Ms. Muffy - I loved it

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  5. ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! OMG that was awesome!!! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!!

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  6. As a curvy gal myself I can bet he had the night of his life!!

    Very imaginative Muffy :-)

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  7. LMAO!!! Curvy women know how to do it right!

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  8. I am curvy myself, but not quite as voluptuous as my gurl Friday here:) xo

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  9. Haha! Sounds like he will tortured, with pleasure! Well done! Loved it! xo

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  10. haha! twisted ! but as i was reading i was sure , after seeing the lady articles and his desire for a gourgous woman, i actully thought it woul be a guy in the shower and he would wonder what happened to him and the thought did he enjoy it. im a straight dude. dont get me twisted. but writers have imagination.

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  11. lmao! Love it!! that's the first funny one FFF I read, and I welcome the change!

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  12. LOL, sounds like he's in way too deep.

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  13. gawd he is truly under-equipped for the job !! no wood to knock on !!
    (sedeke)

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  14. Hahaha everythang can happen while looking 4 love...cheers!!!

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  15. He should be so lucky to get a sampling of the curves baby ... roflmao

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  16. I think that's what's meant by "beer goggles"

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