Dorothy and Edna
Two "Senior" Widows, Are Talking.
Dorothy: "That nice Mr. Jones asked me out for a date.
I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him
before I give him my answer."
Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment
punctually at 7pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings
me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs. And what's there; a
limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner; a
marvelous dinner, lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we
go see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just
died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment, and he turns
into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has
his way with me three times!"
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! So you are telling me I
shouldn't go?"
Edna: "No, no, no ... I'm just saying, wear an old
dress."
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