Thursday, May 29, 2014

Erica's Big Day by Jake Malden ~ New Scorcher Released Today

I am not a betting slutmuffin (a sure thing has always been my pleasure) but I'll wager this new release, Erica's Big Day ~ a sure thing, from my dear friend Jake Malden sets your pants and pussies on fire. You won't be able to put it down, unless of course, you are moved to self-indulgence.....
Release Day!! What better way to prepare for the weekend than plan a 'release' ~ ☼ღஜ レo√乇 ¸.☆¨¯`*.✿.*˜"*°

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Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Memorial Day ~ Monday, May 26, 2014 ~ Last Ounce of Courage

I loved this movie. I just saw it and cried for what we have given up little by little in the name of the "Politically Correct". It takes a child to raise a village ~ perhaps to raise a Nation ~ that we honor our wounded and dead so that I am free to write this and publicize it worldwide through social media.

God Bless America and God Bless You

~ ☼ღஜ レo√乇 ¸.☆¨¯`*.✿.*˜"*°

Never Forget

Ever Vigilant

Freedom is not Free

 
 
 
 

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Man Rules: Who Knew? ~ Thursday May 15, 2014

I don't mean to be obtuse, but, I never knew that men came with rules. Did you? I mean, really! They never read instructions or ask for directions, so how were we supposed to know that they had RULES ~ ferchrist'ssake! Now, you have to know, girlfriend, I didn't write this, but I had a serious laugh over it!!

I can only assume that this insurgency is a direct result of a lapse between sports events. Our current schedule is filled only  with late into the night hockey and basketball playoffs. Baseball and football are in the offing, allowing some men the illusion that they have the time and intellectual prowess to compile a list of rules for women ~ for WOMEN!! Can you even believe it? I have often thought that men were all members of a suicide pact, but this proves it...without a shadow of a doubt.

But, worry not, Ladies, this list is a little like the Holy Grail. It will disappear along with all the Christmas toy assembly instructions for bicycles, trampolines, motor scooters, Little Miss Kitchens....well, you have your own long list.

So, grab your coffee and box of chocolates. I would give credit where credit is due to the poor fool who wrote this, but I don't know who he is or where he is...probably in his underground bunker somewhere, with a serious lack of oxygen since he didn't read the instructions on that either. Makes me feel a wee sorry for the bastards. They have no idea what is in store for them.


MAN RULES
AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)
...

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...

PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!





Why are women like a hurricane?
 
Because when we arrive, we are wet and wild
and
When we leave, we take your house, your car, your kids and all yo' money


Scorched earth, ladies, scorched earth


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Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Thursday Taster, May 15, 2014 ~ Cheerleaders in Heat

I toyed with the idea of introducing you to an erotic adaptation of Puss and Boots that I am wrapping up, or diving back into the cesspool created by my favorite WIP Cheerleaders in Heat. A fairy tale or tale of tails aplenty?

Well, you guessed appropriately. Here at the end of Chapter 6, things run the gammut of amook. The four ladies afternoon "tea party" was interrupted by Cherie's new boyfriend, Juan, and three of his best friends all sporting ready packages that would please any woman, or any number of women any number of times. Our redhead, Cherie had planned on it just being Juan and the four slutmuffins; she never guessed the twist Juan's added three hungry campaneros would make on what should have been a fun-filled Sunday afternoon fuckfest.
 
Grab your fins and snorkel gear for the cesspool is filled to the brim with trim, "eager to please" whomever wagers their purity for prurient pleasure. The cheerleaders are
In.The.House.
Enjoy  
Chapter Six
Here Cum the Guys
“Now my balls, open that pretty little rat hole and take my ballsack, too. Do it, now before I fill you with my seed,” Nicholas demanded as he watched Carlos hold Daniela by her boyish hips and ram the little one repeatedly in her ass with his cock. He thought he was going to need some Exstacy soon to bounce back fast and often at this pace.
 
Both Carlos and Nicholas came in screaming waves of Spanish expletives. The women were sore, beaten and resigned of will by the Exstacy. They were both fearful at first; the initial tone at the outset after the men’s arrival was clearly threatening, but Dani and Sandy knew their acceptance and need of the men only changed because of the drug. The other two girls didn’t know that they had been slipped a roofie in the wine for the both of them. They couldn’t know that Sandy had set them up for a wild afternoon and wouldn’t understand why they were hyper-sexually responsive to these savage degenerates. They no doubt had shifted into a kind of sexual survival mode, unable to resist the temptation of the sex but fearfully submissive in spite of the terror.

Carlos yelled to Juan in the bathroom, “Juan, did you bring any Exstacy?”

Si, Carlos, check the bag on the table by the front door. There is plenty for you and Nicholas and the two putanas,” he shouted back over his shoulder.

Carlos pulled out of Dani with a slurping pop, sending Dani into a giggling fit while she rolled onto her back and he went for the bag. Finding the vial, he opened the small bottle and took a swig as he walked back to Dani. She refused, holding up her hand, saying they had had some earlier, but he insisted thinking it was a lie. She shook her head ‘no’ but he grabbed her hair, yanked her head back and said, “Open that cockhole.” She did, swallowing some of the drug and he handed the rest to his friend. His compero, Nicholas, smiled wickedly as he poured some down Sandy's throat, watching it mix with his cum, before he swallowed the rest.

The two women, both laying on their backs on the floor after taking a second dose of Exstacy, rolled into one another and shared an eager kiss, deeply tonguing each other to the delight of the men. They had been eager to get their hands on one another since getting the wine glasses in the kitchen. Sandy was on top of Dani and Nicholas demanded that she turn around so the women could eat each other out. Carlos sat in front of Dani’s legs and pulled her onto his cock so he could fuck her and watch as Sandy flared her pussy to suck on Dani’s clit. Nicholas knelt behind Sandy’s round butt orbs and fucked her snatch as his balls dangled in Dani’s face while she ate and sucked Sandy’s clit, rolling it between her teeth and flicking it with the tip of her dick-hard tongue. The women wiggled and grinded their pussies into the others face and the men’s drug enforced Maypoles. Good God, if it got any better, neither had ever had it and the men could barely keep from cumming, the view from above so delightful.

The women had both cum in a matter of minutes, the men prolonging their explosions until they could no longer hold back, the impact of the Exstacy immediate and the vantage points watching the women an irresistible high as well. Before they exhausted in a puddle of quivery flesh, arms and legs, they heard quite a commotion coming from the back of the apartment.

While the four of them were busy lost in their own fuckfest in the living room, they didn’t know, and didn’t much care about, what was happening in the bath or bedroom; they couldn’t foresee what was about to spiral the afternoon from hardcore decadent sex into the face of demon darkness and powerful, virulent violence.

The first scream pierced the revelry in the living room, bringing everything to a grinding halt and snapping the men in to automatic high alert.

 

 
 
 
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